A window into the future of the United States military was discovered and documented recently at a Best Buy in San Antonio, Texas, where a red-blooded American male with a smartphone securely on his person whipped it out and snapped the following photograph of what looks to be some humanoid super weapon that escaped a local testing facility and was drawn (through magnetism?) to the iPhone case aisle in the retail outlet.

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If you have any more information regarding this game-changing sighting, please, reveal them in the comments of this post. It’s of the utmost importance that we get to the bottom of this, and deliver the goods to the American people, who deserve to know as soon as possible.

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