Before jumping out of your chair to dance to this Russian hit, take a look at the translated lyrics.

I saw him on the news last night/He was telling us the world has come to a crossroads/With one like him, it’s easy to be home and out/And now I want a man like Putin.

Wait, what?

Your eyes and ears are not deceiving you. This Russian pop song literally features Putin winking at the camera while beautiful women sing about how they wish he was their boyfriend.

It’s difficult to imagine any American policymaker starring in a similar music video, but it makes sense for a man who built a political career off his charisma and cult of fans. This song has served as Putin’s personal theme song since 2002, and it is still played at his political rallies today. The track was even designed using the same earworm strategy that helped “Single Ladies” take permanent refuge in the backs of our minds.

Here’s where it gets more ridiculous: this is not the only Putin-praising song out there.

You are Putin, you are so Putin/I want to be with you, I’m screaming after you/My Putin, my dear Putin.

This video featuring a doe-eyed girl drawing pictures of Putin is the most recent single released to praise the great Russian president. Despite its poor reception among Russian viewers (they have wised up a little since 2002), the video has received millions of hits since it posted on January 28, 2015.

If propaganda dance anthems aren’t your schtick, Putin supporters also offer propaganda rap songs. This one is in English, so no subtitles or translations are needed to appreciate the cringe-worthiness.

The kids can get in on the fun too! This video, in which small children sing a charming song about you know who, was released on Putin’s birthday in October 2014.

In February, Putin reached an 86 percent approval rating despite Russia’s waves of protests and crumbling economy. CNN concluded that while the figure was undoubtedly fabricated to put Putin in a better light, media propaganda still plays a huge role in getting the people on his side. If these songs are anything to go by, Putin’s propaganda strategy is getting more elaborate every year.

Now that you’ve subjected yourself to 15 or so minutes of straight up Putin, bring your brain back to the home of the free and the brave with the dulcet tones of Lee Greenwood.