They say stress can bring out the best. Or the worst.

Or: lechery.

That’s the word out of Belgium, anyway. According to local media reports, soldiers and police officers in Brussels held a massive orgy while the city was on lockdown after panic that the same terrorists that struck Paris (and called their city home) were about to do it again.

This from The Guardian:

Two female police officers and eight soldiers are said to have engaged in group sex at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren while colleagues hunted for terror suspects.

The police station was near Molenbeek, where anti-terror raids had been taking place.

Police spokesman Johan Berckmans told De Standaard that 15 to 20 soldiers slept at the station for two weeks during the operation in November so they did not have to travel far at the end of their shift.

Brussels police say they’ve launched a full investigation into getting to the bottom of the naked bacchanal.