You can’t make something this dumb up.

Stuffing stolen goods down your shirt or pants is the oldest shoplifting trick in the book. This brainless sack of mulch tried to pull that move in a pawnshop and make off with an AR-15 (the video incorrectly identifies the weapon as an AK-47), all while in view of several security cameras and the store clerk. Swiping a semi-automatic rifle isn’t as easy as stealing a pack of gum, and the thief didn’t even make it out of the front door before the store clerk was on his tail.

After the gun is wrestled away, watch as this herb attempts to make his escape through the parking lot with his pants down.

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