The old absurdist Brits from the famous Monty Python comedy sketch troupe drew this one up years and years ago, purporting it at the time to be a product of the English government to be consumed by its citizen as vital public information.

Of course, it’s really just comedian John Cleese narrating a ludicrous set of scenarios involving “everyday” people hiding within bland landscapes. Guns, explosions and other surprises, naturally, ensue.

Really though — who knows? Maybe some of what Cleese is saying is actually useful?