Fred Boyce may dress like a golfer, but thankfully for the golf community, he’s just your regular run-of-the-mill asshole who claims to be a “gator wrangler”.

In this particular instance, he was trying to show off his compelling, reptile mind tricks to a bunch of onlookers — first responders — who waited patiently for the inevitable (Boyce getting wounded, or worse) so they could utilize their medical training and feel a sense of accomplishment before going home for the day.

According to an interview he gave with ABC News, after he nearly lost a limb he announced that he wanted to try again, but was talked out of it by the paramedics who most likely didn’t want to waste the remainder of their gauze on such an idiot.

Deadspin