The CIA Torture Report is out. Have you read it?

We’re assuming you haven’t. It’s not exactly something you take to the beach with you and rip through under your striped umbrella as you dig your feet deeper and deeper into the sand. Of course, it might be strangely appropriate. After all, there’s water. And boards (surf, boogie, etc.).

Anyway, to get more people to read the infamous account, comedian and mousey newsman John Oliver got finely-aged Hollywood glam babe Helen Mirren to read it, as an audiobook. Because Mirren is nice to listen to and well, attractive. The thought being that if she reads it, you might listen?

But are you going to? Get a taste and hear a bunch of excerpts in the video.