Blake Hall
photo credit: David Covucci
*WARNING: This post contains strong language*
You may recall this story we posted a few weeks ago regarding the very, very dead Osama bin Laden and his “documents, books and materials” (lifted by Navy SEALs from his filthy Pakistani lair during the legendary raid in 2011) that were finally made public by the United States government.
You may also recall that a juicy portion of those materials were not made public by the U.S. government.
That is, the mass murdering jihadi madman’s stash of pornography … was not made public by the U.S. government.
Well, thankfully, a bunch of “bros” at a bro blog called BroBible are attempting to use their cunning, sudsy/savvy acumen to right a wrong and — at long last — attain what the dirty terrorist Santa Claus was fapping to.
They sent a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
In it, the site’s editor David Covucci, included these lovely string of words, all for the CIA’s consumption and consideration:
We at the men’s general interest publication BroBible dot com (one of the nation’s largest websites for men), would like to know what pornographic materials Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death.
We are adults. We can handle it. We would like to know what kind of porn the world’s most wanted man jerked it to. Does being under the constant threat of capture require extra stimulation?
According to Covucci, the request was sent a few weeks ago and quickly forgotten about. Until Monday, when a letter from the Central Intelligence Agency arrived in the mail, with this message contained within:
With regard to the pornographic material Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death, responsive records, should they exist, would be contained in the operational files. The CIA Information Act, 50 U.S.C 431, as amended, exempts CIA operational files from search, review, publication, and disclosure requirements of the FOIA. To the extent that this material exists, the CIA would be prohibited by 18 USC Section 1461 from mailing obscene matter.
In the words of the great Jim Valvano: “Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.”