When on a mission from God, don’t get sloppy.

Because if you do — like “Apostle” Dr. Kwadwo Safo from Ghana did when he crapped out the design for the vehicle in the following video, which is supposed to be some kind of armored military jalopy tank thing — you make your deity, your “Maker” — no, wait, scratch that: you make religion and worship and faith in something in general, look about as legitimate as a Bigfoot sighting.

Jesus Christ! LOOK at this thing. It has bottle rockets and rubber tires and a Michael Jackson flag and its very own torch and “time bombs”! and swagger by the gallon.

Last but not least, the video concludes with the following message, which is incredible:

Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo

is truly the star of Africa.

Let us all rally behind him

for a better Africa

Foxtrot Alpha