*WARNING: Some strong language is used in these videos*

What’s Father’s Day without clips of one of baseball’s favorite fathers — and U.S. Army vet — losing his cap? Thanks to old audio that was collected throughout the years, and the clickable beauty that is YouTube, we’ve compiled what we think are the most beloved and colorful Tommy Lasorda “soliloquies”.

Read the warning above. Because in this case, it’s a very, very real thing. Strong language might even be putting it lightly. Tommy’s words could’ve burned through the bottom of a high-strength alloyed steel submarine hull.

Without further ado, here they are:

1. Tommy’s opinion on Kingman’s performance.

Gives new meaning to the old adage “there’s no such thing as a dumb question.”

2. Kurt Bevacqua.

For the record, Kurt Bevacqua has never fallen out of a boat.

3. The Nose.

That’s just how he feels.

4. “He would’ve made a great cricket player.”

Amen, Tommy. Amen.