If you’ve followed this blog over the past few months, you’ve seen plenty on the inane controversy surrounding Jade Helm 15 — the large-scale United States military exercises taking place in the American Southwest this summer (starting July 15).

There’s this one about the Texas governor giving into the conspiracy theorists and taking action.

There’s this one about Chuck Norris and how he agreed with said theorists and governor (a fan favorite).

And there’s this one about some dude driving down a highway that cuts through a military base and filming his riveting experience.

To pile on, we’ll tell the tale of a reporter/blogger from the website Gawker, Sam Biddle, and the recent findings he shared with the rest of the internet regarding a Freedom of Information Act request he put in and got back: the Jade Helm emails (and letters) sent to a one Texas governor — Mr. Greg Abbott.

While Biddle included a whole bunch of them in his original piece (which we highly recommend), we’ll give everyone a taste of the six best.

Here are the ones we found worthy:

1. Someone just sent a whole bunch of tin foil, which lead to this internal memo.

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2. “Redneck Dumbasses”

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3. Hey Abbott! You’re a DISGRACE.

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4. Tell Obama to get the UN out of Texas.

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5. Big Spring, Texas.

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6. Good job. And don’t legalize weed.

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