If you’ve been reading this blog, it’s no secret what we’ve been cooking with Popeye and his origin story lately: he might’ve said he was a “sailor man”, but he was a member of the United States Coast Guard when he started out — not the U.S. Navy.

So when you read/heard that former football player, wrestler and current Hollywood action star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson dressed up as the spinach-ingesting American madman for Halloween the other day, you had to stop yourself, give the people’s eyebrow, and be skeptical.

And that’s before you saw the costume.

Which is ridiculous:

It doesn’t even fit the guy.

And it sort of makes sense. When Popeye wants to impersonate a Navy sailor? It’s easy. But when anyone tries to impersonate him? He makes it difficult, and silly.

Making fun of the corncob pipe in the hashtag was bush league though. Take the high road, Dwayne.

Besides, it’s better to go as Wimpy. You ditch the greens and pound hamburgers until you throw up.

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