An SR-71 Blackbird is special. We can all agree on this point. So, if it’s in your presence, and you’re attempting to successfully perform any other pastime other than staring at it in wondrous, numb amazement and awe — chances are? Something troublesome is going to occur.

Like this girl, in the following footage, who tried to skateboard under the immense retired aerial bird, and we don’t have to tell you what happens, do we? You’ll find out — but before you hit play, think about this …

What would happen if you tried to walk a tightrope and suddenly you look up and there’s the Titanic floating, in the open air, on by? Or you look up and there’s a dragon, breathing fire and flapping its tiny wings (dragons never seem to have wings big enough to support their weight [just an observation])?

You’d react/end up in much the same condition this poor girl does. And you know you would …

Kinda messed up that this old Blackbird is kept outside, the sun and weather beating down upon it day after day, no? Or are we being too sensitive? Granted, it is southern California (Los Angeles to be exact) but still …