Here’s a Plant Giving a Speech Like a Tyrannical Dictator
The plant in the footage below is trying to retain his power, his stronghold over the garden and the other plants, so it’s pompous and exaggerated and, ahem, “flowery”. It’s […]
Watch an Airman Do the Marines’ Physical Fitness Test
Airmen have heard all the shade. And they’ve heard it from every other branch, and even civilians (which is preposterous but …) Chair Force. Air Scouts. Geeks. Zoomies. It is […]
How General Ulysses S. Grant Fixed This Fam’s Dryer
Bonnie Nadzam, an author from Cleveland, Ohio, recounts the curious tale of how her parents fell in love, started a family, raised her, bought a washer and dryer, saw it […]
Allow This Marine Drill Instructor to Open Up Your Eyes
We have a trick for you. It’s a trick you can do easily, right here on this blog post. It’ll inspire you. It’ll open your eyes. And it might even […]
Zika Virus Infects U.S. Military, Family Members
According to the Pentagon, 41 members of the United States military have contracted the Zika virus since they started keeping track of infections in early 2016. One of the troops, […]
Watch a Soldier “Ride” a Bucking Camel During the Gulf War
The last thing you’d expect to see in footage from the Gulf War, is a United States Army soldier riding a bucking camel, in the bucking background while another soldier […]
Is This Brave Airline Pilot a Military Veteran?
When a classless moron with no ability to hold his liquor decided to cause trouble on an hour-long (it was ONE HOUR LONG!) American Airlines flight from Kentucky to Charlotte, […]
Compound Where SEALs Killed Bin Laden Could Be a Playground
So here’s what came down the pike recently: the compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan where Osama bin Laden was killed by United States Navy SEALs in 2011 might be turned into […]
The Most Powerful Meme You’ll See All Day
The image, the words emblazoned upon it, speak for themselves. They speak firmly, deeply, and powerfully. We’ll but leave you with one line from the late great writer and mythologist […]
DC Transit Cop Arrested for Trying to Assist ISIS
A police officer from Washington DC, part of a force that protects one of America’s largest and most well-traveled transit systems, was arrested for allegedly trying to aid ISIS, the […]
U.S. Air Force: F-35A Is Combat Ready
According to General Hawk Carlisle, commander of Air Combat Command, the F-35A Lightning II fighter is officially “combat ready.” He said it meets all requirements and has reached “IOC” — […]
Need a Laugh? This Jokey Fake Article Is Really Funny
Last year we published a post (and a video) about the commander-in-chief requesting a United States Marine keep him dry from the rain. He was giving a speech outside the […]
Boy Dies One Day After Becoming Honorary U.S. Marine
For a terminally ill eight-year-old boy from California, it was none other than the United States Marine Corps who displayed him an overwhelming show of love and respect a day […]
This Disabled Marine Caddied for a Golfer at the PGA Championship
Professional Golfers Association (PGA) Tour caddies have, traditionally, been tagged with real silly names. “Fluff”. “Bones”. “Tip”. While great at their job, they’re often recognized as sideshows, dudes with sharp […]
This Is What Happens When You Prank a Marine
Plan was pie. Orthodox Oscar the Grouch technique. Hide in the peach pits, the gristle — the pumpkin seeds and wait until your leatherneck bestie to come hither with the […]
U.S. Begins Bombing Campaign Against ISIS in Libya
Add Libya to the list of countries the United States military is smoking out, officially, because a campaign officially began Monday, according to officials in the country as well as […]
After 73 Years, Fallen Marine Finally Laid to Rest in America
It took almost a century, but the familiar military ethos applied when it came to a United States Marine killed in the South Pacific Battle of Tarawa during the Second […]
This RIMPAC Footage Looks CGI … Buuuut It’s Real
Waves as blue as a crooner’s eyes. The white pillow heavens hovering, hugging and in the distance — Mother Nature’s big bath and its insipid twin. It seems too rich, too […]
What George W. Bush Said When Gold Star Parents Bashed Him in ’05
Politics aside for a moment, okay? Alright. There’s been a lot of rabble-rousing in the news lately surrounding the sentiments of Gold Star parents, especially in the aftermath of both GOP and Dem […]
Watch Vet Go Off on Pokemon Kids Disrespecting Memorial Park
Before you hit play on this video, be forewarned, it’s pretty excruciating to watch. Look … It’s one thing to play a video game that takes you around town like a fish […]